a book of ordinary people

if I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

Most people do not lead a miserable life
they are just miserable people going through life...

Labels: blackhole

"Sometimes it is absolutely necessary to hate yourself.. to be sick and tired of the very person that you are. Sometimes you should stop accepting yourself the way you are, you should stop loving yourself and taking yourself at the face value.
Sometimes you gotta hate your own guts, the very person that you are
the self destructive , self loathing person who makes the same mistakes over and over again...
Really sometimes a bit of anger comes in handy and can be extremely healthy.."

Labels: blackhole, ordinary stories

Me: So Jasmine ( my 3 year old cousin) what did you get for your B.Day?
Jasmin: Hmmmm.. Presents


My brother : Dude you burnt the Waffles, they are brown..
Me : Dude they are Chocolate Waffles..
My brother : then you burnt the chocolate waffles..


My Aunt: My husband is so lucky
Me: how so?
My Aunt: He has lost 11 lb because of Colitis, I just wish I had the same disease...


My Mom to me : Honey its not a good idea to get sick when I am not around...


Me to my roommate : Do you think I should eat these eggs? They are pas their expiration date
My roommate: Oh dont worry last Night "L"came over and we made her some eggs, she seemed ok today

Me to my brother in law : What would you do if I steal money from you guys?
Brother in law: Nothing, i will leave you alone with your sister for two hours..

Labels: ordinary stories, scooters

... Or How Glue makes life fucking boring!!!

1. I haven't even signed the contract for my new job and it wont start until June But I am already spending the money ...

2. Sometimes I think Had I had Mac and Cheese before coming to U.S I might have chosen a different country as my adopted homeland...

3. I am gonna Buy an ipod Just to block unnecessary people and their noises outta my life.. other than that, I don't even like to listen to music that much...

4. OK Somebody tell me if this makes sense? " I wish you haven't left me and were here to see how lonely I am without you!!!" I mean if she hadn't left him at the first place how could she see
see how lonley he is without her?? Damn the Los Angelesi Music


5. There is something fundamentally wrong with the people who know about " IN 'N OUT" Secret menu.. i mean usually it implies that they don't have much of a life, rather than being COOL!!!

6. Sometimes I wish I didn't get too close to anybody; it's the same story all over, you get close to them, you figure them out, you find out that they are normal and boring ....
Most people are cool only from a distance
Up Close and personal they are just one of US

7. Why the heck your driver's license expires on your birthday??

8. Sometimes me and G sit and discuss the foods that we don't like ; we have decided that if we get married and have kids together there is not a chance in hell that they will ever become overweight...

9. Last night my sister said she likes people who are predisposed to depression better, you just know they are more poetic and sensitive...


10. I am such an unpredictable person that I have become boring to the people around me. They know that they can't predict anything about me... They have figured me out inside out

11. I have promised to my aunt and my friend to meet them for Sizdeh-Be-Dar like two hours ago and instead I am making lists, I am not going there anytime soon...

Labels: Lists, scooters