Pearls of Wisdome from my family
Me: So Jasmine ( my 3 year old cousin) what did you get for your B.Day?
Jasmin: Hmmmm.. Presents
My brother : Dude you burnt the Waffles, they are brown..
Me : Dude they are Chocolate Waffles..
My brother : then you burnt the chocolate waffles..
My Aunt: My husband is so lucky
Me: how so?
My Aunt: He has lost 11 lb because of Colitis, I just wish I had the same disease...
My Mom to me : Honey its not a good idea to get sick when I am not around...
Me to my roommate : Do you think I should eat these eggs? They are pas their expiration date
My roommate: Oh dont worry last Night "L"came over and we made her some eggs, she seemed ok today
Me to my brother in law : What would you do if I steal money from you guys?
Brother in law: Nothing, i will leave you alone with your sister for two hours..
Jasmin: Hmmmm.. Presents
My brother : Dude you burnt the Waffles, they are brown..
Me : Dude they are Chocolate Waffles..
My brother : then you burnt the chocolate waffles..
My Aunt: My husband is so lucky
Me: how so?
My Aunt: He has lost 11 lb because of Colitis, I just wish I had the same disease...
My Mom to me : Honey its not a good idea to get sick when I am not around...
Me to my roommate : Do you think I should eat these eggs? They are pas their expiration date
My roommate: Oh dont worry last Night "L"came over and we made her some eggs, she seemed ok today
Me to my brother in law : What would you do if I steal money from you guys?
Brother in law: Nothing, i will leave you alone with your sister for two hours..
Labels: ordinary stories, scooters
hehe... brilliant!
liked your cousin's and your brother's the best.
» Post a Comment